what i want my relationship to be
casual, easy, beer
That awesome moment when /fit/ provides a picture you’ve been looking for for ages.
Are you related to a beaver?
I’ve got the hot dog, and you’ve got the buns.
Is your name Tumblr?
‘Cause I wanna be on you all. night. long.
Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and need a name to go with the face.
A kid came up to me at work yesterday and said, “If you were an autobot, you’d be Optimus Fine.”