meaganbrooks:
what i want my relationship to be casual, easy, beer
what i want my relationship to be
casual, easy, beer
lassebull:
JESUS
jeffplsgo:
That awesome moment when /fit/ provides a picture you’ve been looking for for ages.
symmetrism:
Are you related to a beaver? Cuz dam.
Are you related to a beaver?
Cuz dam.
flirtdictionary:
I’ve got the hot dog, and you’ve got the buns.
courtneybateman:
Is your name Tumblr? ‘Cause I wanna be on you all. night. long.
Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and need a name to go with the face.
thepaleone:
A kid came up to me at work yesterday and said, “If you were an autobot, you’d be Optimus Fine.”
